This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!
So fucking rad
In a twist, the girlfriend runs off and elopes with the dog’s biological father
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
and a coupon for 10% off.
sorry any offers you redeem cannot be used in conjunction with anything else, only one per transaction