averagefairy:

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

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aubergeen:

unfuckthereallife:

catsbeaversandducks:

His name is Bartok and he’s the cutest baby you’ll ever see.

Photos by ©Brain Gremlin

aubergeen

im crying

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burdenedwithgloriouspurposse:

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

"FUCKING SHIT WORMTAIL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE"

burdenedwithgloriouspurposse:

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

"FUCKING SHIT WORMTAIL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE"

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shitshilarious:

beautifail:

teamnice-dynamite:

thatpinkydoe:

radicalspiirit:

stunningpicture:

This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!

omfffffg

So fucking rad

UGH

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


In a twist, the girlfriend runs off and elopes with the dog’s biological father

shitshilarious:

beautifail:

teamnice-dynamite:

thatpinkydoe:

radicalspiirit:

stunningpicture:

This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!

omfffffg

So fucking rad

UGH

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

In a twist, the girlfriend runs off and elopes with the dog’s biological father

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mugglebornheadcanon:

547. Some muggleborns came up with the idea of starting their own version of Torchwood after they graduate from Hogwarts; they didn’t know that the Department of Mysteries is where Russel T. Davies drew some of his inspiration for the series from…

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deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

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nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

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Remember that time I almost died coming on stage? When Gina tried to kill me?

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commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

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paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

image

talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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my counter:

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piccolo trombone 

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wildelikeoscar:

heartattackle:

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

and a coupon for 10% off.

sorry any offers you redeem cannot be used in conjunction with anything else, only one per transaction

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